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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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