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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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