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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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