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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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