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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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