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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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