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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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