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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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