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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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