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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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