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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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