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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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