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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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