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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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