Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.