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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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