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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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