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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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