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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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