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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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