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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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