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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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