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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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