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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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