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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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