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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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