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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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