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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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