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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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