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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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