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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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