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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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