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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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