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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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