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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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