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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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