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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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