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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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