Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.