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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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