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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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