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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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