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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖
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