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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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