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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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