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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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