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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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