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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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