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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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