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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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