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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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