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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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