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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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