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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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