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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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