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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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