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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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