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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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