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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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