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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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