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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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