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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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